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If I Woke Up Being Dead Quotes & Sayings
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I woke up, woke up, thank God I woke up. Wifey at home but Im living life like we broke up.
Big Sean
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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Woke up to find a dead spider lying next to me in bed. That's nice.
Taissa Farmiga
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If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
Ben Affleck
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If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
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Die or live, shoot to kill, the old routine you know so well. Gun law rules that's what I said, another dreamer woke up dead.
Motorhead
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At the time I was smoking a lot of weed and partying. I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.
Ashton Kutcher
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Today I woke up healthy. Today I woke up happy. Today I woke up. Thank you God.
Unknown
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You probably woke up with a few aches and pains this morning, but you woke up. You've seen better days, but you've also seen worse. You might not have everything you want right now, but you have everything you need to move forward.
Melchor Lim
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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I remember we woke up one morning at Denny's house and John Phillips called. He said, you guys okay? We said, yeah, what's wrong, what's going on? He said, well, everybody's dead over at Sharon's house at Terry Melcher's place.
Barry McGuire
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I was so hung over that I died, woke up from the dead & then died again. But didn't attend my own funeral because I was too busy being hung over.
Unknown
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I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed.
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I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect, but I am blessed.
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Your worst enemies are made when you ignore people. Those boys in America who shot dead classmates recently, didn't do that because they woke up with a positive self image that morning and then felt like slaughtering their friends. No, they felt igno
Tori Amos
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Your worst enemies are made when you ignore people. Those boys in America who shot dead classmates recently, didn't do that because they woke up with a positive self image that morning and then felt like slaughtering their friends. No, they felt igno
Tori Amos
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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You may have seen better days, but you have also seen worse. You might not have all your wants, but you do have all your needs. You woke up with a few aches and pains, but you woke up. Your life may not be perfect, but it is good. And more good things are coming down the road as long as you keep moving forward.
Ritu Ghatourey
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