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Jokes Of Teacher And Student Quotes & Sayings
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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
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I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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Faulkner turned out to be a great teacher. When a student asked a question ineptly, he answered the question with what the student had really wanted to know.
Leslie Fiedler
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That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.
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People can look to me as a teacher, but I consider myself a student of hip-hop.
Doug E Fresh
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As a student I learned from wonderful teachers and ever since then I've thought everyone is a teacher.
Bill Moyers
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That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.
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Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.
Marva Collins
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Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.
Marva Collins
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Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first. The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior. When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.
Marva Collins
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I have always believed that 98% of a student's progress is due to his own efforts, and 2% to his teacher.
John Philip Sousa
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I think it is most important for a teacher to play the pieces and studies that are being played by the student.
John Galsworthy
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I felt like I was a teacher. But nowadays, I am as much a student of his. He writes a lot of what we play.
Gary Burton
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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