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Suggest Revision: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  
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Suggest Revision: I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
  
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Suggest Revision: I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  
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Suggest Revision: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
  
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Suggest Revision: When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
  
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Suggest Revision: I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
  
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Suggest Revision: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
  
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Suggest Revision: Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
  
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Suggest Revision: I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
  
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Suggest Revision: You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
  
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