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My Alarm Clocks Jealous Of My Bed Quotes & Sayings
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Alarm clocks; because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
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Today's shitty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.
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Smartphones has already replaced camera, calendars, notebooks, alarm clocks etc in our life, don't let them replace you in your family.
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There's no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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I have five clocks in my life and only one has the time right, ill just unplug it for today.
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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Having designed and built several clocks during my career it suddenly occurred to me that when you look at the face of a clock both hands have the same center.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Garry Shandling
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Calendars and clocks exist to measure time, but that signifies little because we all know that an hour can seem as eternity or pass in a flash, according to how we spend it.
Michael Ende
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
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As Secretary of Housing, I do have to express alarm, signal the alarm if you will, that the potential for homelessness to grow is there.
Henry Cisneros
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all, then closes the case, and gives the key into the hand of the Angel of the Resurrection.
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Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up... That's called hope.
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Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never certain.
Thomas Otway
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