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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -peter griffin

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Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -peter griffin

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Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -peter griffin

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I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -peter griffin

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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -peter griffin

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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -peter griffin

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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -peter griffin

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$Suggest Revision: And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin$

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Wednesday, June 19