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Police Officer: Were You Ing And Driving Quotes & Sayings
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Police officer: Were you texting and driving? Person: Of course not. I was tweeting.
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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Yes officer, I did see the 'Speed limit' sign...I just didn't see you.
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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
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I get yelled at all the time for texting and driving but apparently facebook-ing and driving is ok.
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Thurgood Marshall
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Asking questions is an essential part of police investigation. In the ordinary sense a police officer is free to ask a person for identification without implicating the Fourth Amendment.
Anthony Kennedy
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now.
Lucy Parsons
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Do you ever pass a police officer, even though you didnt do anything, but still look like you just murdered 10 people? Or is it just me?
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Officer, I can't even say the alphabet backwards when I'm sober...
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Let me be clear - no one is above the law. Not a politician, not a priest, not a criminal, not a police officer. We are all accountable for our actions.
Antonio Villaraigosa
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There is no reason for anyone in this country, anyone except a police officer or a military person, to buy, to own, to have, to use a handgun... and the only way to do that is to change the Constitution.
Michael Gartner
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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.
Thurgood Marshall
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The Onion Field, that one got pretty close to me because I was a cop when it happened. I saw some of the indifference that my police department showed to the surviving officer.
Joseph Wambaugh
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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