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Ralphie May C Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ralphie May C" sorted by relevance. 22 matching entries found.
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Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.
Ralphie May
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I'm more stoned than a biblical whor...
Ralphie May
24 Likes
I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now!
Ralphie May
23 Likes
So, are we like best friends now that youve seen whats in my freezer?
Ralphie May
9 Likes
If you can take a d..k in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
Ralphie May
8 Likes
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Man, I havent liked you since you froze Han Solo.
Ralphie May
4 Likes
Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fu..a!
Ralphie May
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I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
Ralphie May
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Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!
Ralphie May
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My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...
Ralphie May
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I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big d..k though...I got bad credit, aint that a bi...?
Ralphie May
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I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester. I'm there to make you laugh.
Ralphie May
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Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of support.
Ralphie May
24 Likes
The temp was 80 and I'm cruisin with my lady. Playin some Ralphie Vagon, ooh baby baby.
Lil Rob
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Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've had more success than the actual winner.
Ralphie May
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My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really married above my level. She was with me when I was a lot heavier and a lot broker and when you have that type of thing in your life you can do anything you're given.
Ralphie May
35 Likes
I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give people who are overweight a positive role model that their whole life doesn't have to be fixated on that.
Ralphie May
7 Likes
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles.
Ralphie May
9 Likes
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Ralphie May
13 Likes
My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. Youll soon find out that you dont care that much about being right.
Ralphie May
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