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Swardson Roomates Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Swardson Roomates" sorted by relevance. 30 matching entries found.
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Let's do it'The levels I mean, not s...
Nick Swardson
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Can we take a shower and talk about this?
Nick Swardson
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I have to pee out of my ass.
Nick Swardson
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Oh, and I'm still gonna kill you someday.
Nick Swardson
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!
Nick Swardson
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Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?
Nick Swardson
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
Nick Swardson
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Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Nick Swardson
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Yea.. but it's a fu..ing sweet car!
Nick Swardson
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Dude, we were just kidding JP. Don't be mad at us!
Nick Swardson
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
Nick Swardson
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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
Nick Swardson
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Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
Nick Swardson
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Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...
Nick Swardson
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Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.
Nick Swardson
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
Nick Swardson
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Wassup, Silver Fox? Oh, I started a fight club.
Nick Swardson
12 Likes
Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
Nick Swardson
8 Likes
I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled like soup.
Nick Swardson
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Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!
Nick Swardson
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