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The Obituary Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "The Obituary" sorted by relevance. 19 matching entries found.
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I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
Clarence Darrow
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An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.
Peter Utley
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
Quentin Crisp
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You know, one of the only times I ever wrote about art was the obituary of Warhol that I did for the Village Voice.
Barbara Kruger
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
Albert Brooks
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I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of it at least.
Spencer Abraham
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Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
Billy Sunday
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I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I�m not in it, I go to work.
AEMatthew
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Biography is a very definite region bounded on the north by history, on the south by fiction, on the east by obituary, and on the west by tedium.
Philip Guedalla
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Well it's Mr. Obituary, put beats in a cemetery, I rip a beat into pieces, like sheets in a dictionary, The teachers try tried to teach me but I was sleepin' in every class, I never passed, it didn't seem necessary.
BOB
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin
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An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.
Peter Utley
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All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Brendan Behan
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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Brendan Behan
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The savage repression of blacks, which can be estimated by reading the obituary columns of the nation's dailies, Fred Hampton, etc., has not failed to register on the black inmates.
George Jackson
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
George Jean Nathan
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I am so cold, ni... like Ben & Jerry. Fill a ni..., deal a ni..., kill a ni..., obituary.
2 Chainz
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
Unknown
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