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You Are Squirrel Trying To Get A Nut Quotes & Sayings
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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Carrie Bradshaw
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I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day.
Tara Strong
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You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.
Rupert Sheldrake
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If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fu..in' luck!
Bernie Mac
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I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Bill Murray
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Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you is, DJ Quick? Kid Kapri? Oh, then you must be Jimmie Walker. Blue you ain't nut-zin! You don't deserve nut-zin, you don't get nut-zin. You get what I give you. I got a contract betwinx me and you that say you do what I tell you to do. Therefore, shut the fu.., don't say nothin to me, don't even look at me. Tell you what, you better get on up outta my office and outta my face, before you get swole. -Dollar Bill
The Players Club
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Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate.
Ken Kesey
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A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
Sarah Jessica Parker
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Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins.
Michael Blackson
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The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
Henry David Thoreau
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Life is complicated, stupid, confusing and annoying. Why couldn't I have been a squirrel?
Unknown
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Even though we're tiny bi...es I don't give a shit. I will fu..ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
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I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.
Emily Procter
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I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.
Jessica Biel
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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
Dominique Young Unique
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A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.
Dean Koontz
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I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.
George H W Bush
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I'm a history nut.
Billy Joel
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I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.
Unknown
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