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You Are Squirrel Trying To Get A Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "You Are Squirrel Trying To Get A Nut" sorted by relevance. 82 matching entries found.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Unknown
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern
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I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana
Dizzee Rascal
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Nut on her lips and in her a.. thats a creampie. Oh my God creampie.
Lil B
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on the downlow for her ni... she a nasty bi.... I tell her touch it she gonna try and grab the d..k. I bust a nut it's soft, she get it back hard, the police kick in the door she take the charge.
BG
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When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?
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We used to play in a theater club in London called The King's Head. When the theater let nut, around 10:00 P.M., we'd be ready to go and really get it on for about an hour or so.
Mark Knopfler
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I spent as little time as I possibly could there. That's kinda what I was like in high school. I wasn't a big scholastic book nut. I think I liked self-guided studies. I was on correspondence for a while. I think taking my own cues.
Cory Monteith
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The bone in me never no ho, so no creepin up outta the ziplock. So sin, sip gin, and lil' mo heart run up, nut up.
Bone Thugs N Harmony
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Shes so sophisticated. She'll catch a ni... nut and then refrigerate it. I wear a rubber and we fu.. 'til we dehydrated. I pull it out bust on her face and call her cry baby.
Lil Wayne
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I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!
Colin Farrell
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Having spent a number of my younger years with trade-union parents attending NUT annual conferences, I feel comfortable with an agenda in my hand and a procedural format for debate.
Saffron Burrows
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Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Today's mighty oak is yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Rosa Parks
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Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English book. I tried to go for a run, but got destracted by a squirrel. I tried to help clean the house but ended up fascinated by the mouldy orange juice cartons which lay under my bed. I then tried to revise for a test, which soon elapsed into me writing comebacks at the teachers work comments in my exercise book. I then took a nap. This, however, was successful.
Anon
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you grapple with your s..uality and endlessly question the dogma of your traditional values.
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My ship was also in better condition than when she sailed from Boston on her long voyage. She was still as sound as a nut, and as tight as the best ship afloat. She did not leak a drop - not one drop!
Joshua Slocum
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent .... imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
Penn Jillette
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Come on you beezy lets do some grown shit. Put on a tight thong too small that don't fit. When I'm on the thizz I'm a fool. I don't quit Unborn kids, nut I own shit.
Mac Dre
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