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Zipper From Gideon Sundback Quotes & Sayings
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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
Leo Rosenberg
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You are at your very best when things are worst.
Raynold Gideon
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Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?
Christopher Morley
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If some one is talking too much ask them 'Is my pant zipper down?' when they say no tell them 'Then why is your mouth open?'
Unknown
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Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Unknown
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The hopeless grief of those poor colored people affected me more than almost anything else.
Gideon Welles
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But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
Leah Remini
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The War has been waged with success, although there have been in some instances errors and misfortunes. But the heart of the nation is sounder and its hopes brighter.
Gideon Welles
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In Maidanek, Poland, there was only one place where the children were treated kindly; at the entrance to the gas chamber each one was handed a sweet.
Gideon Hausner
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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This crowd did not diminish through the whole of that cold, wet day; they seemed not to know what was to by their fate since their great benefactor was dead, and though strong and brave men wept when I met them.
Gideon Welles
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He is responsible because of the conspiracy and the plots for all that happened to the Jewish people-from the shores of the Arctic Ocean to the Aegean Sea, from the Pyrenees to the Urals.
Gideon Hausner
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It is vain to expect a well-balanced government without a well-balanced society.
Gideon Welles
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Men wear the pants but the ladies control the zipper.
Unknown
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Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
Bill Waterson
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And Gideon the son of Joash died in a good old age, and was buried in the sepulchre of Joash his father, in Ophrah of the Abiezrites.
Bible
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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
Mitch Hedberg
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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
Mitch Hedberg
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