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Beach Quotes About Funny
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13 Beach quotes tagged with Funny.
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get boys to notice the inner me.
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Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.
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I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned.
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My favorite Facebook public offerings are still your beach photos.
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Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits.
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Please join me at the beach to help detract attention from my body abnormalities.
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Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year.
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The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach.
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Let's go spend a day at the beach checking our email.
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May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer.
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I like long walks on the beach if that's where we're going to have sex.
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I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
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