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Bill Watterson Life Quotes
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7 entries tagged Life quotes by Bill Watterson.
Last updated May 2024
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Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.
Bill Watterson
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson
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If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.
Bill Watterson
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By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I don't need advice! Everyone can just stay out of my face!
Bill Watterson
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If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Bill Watterson
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Bill Watterson
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson
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