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sh.. Happens Quotes About Facebook Status
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Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
Ritu Ghatourey
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That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice.
Hussein Nishah
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That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
Unknown
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The awkward moment when you trip and fall and you try to fake it off and someone screams I saw that!
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I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
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I hate it when you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.
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Realizing that you overslept & popping out of bed like a ninja.
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Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you.
Brian Zilinek
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That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious.
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That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic.
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That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish.
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I hate it when I'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face.
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I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why arent they texting back?? LOL
Sarahi Gonzalez
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I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
Unknown
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Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze.
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Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home.
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Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.
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That awkward two hours when your daughter is at the same bar as you.
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That one person you wish you never gave your phone number to.
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Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like sh.. and it's all of a sudden a fu..ing reunion.
Unknown
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