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A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families.
I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Edgar Watson Howe
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
All babies are beautiful.
Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves.
Polly Berrien Berends
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.
These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
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