A Man In Michigan Stole Nearly 250 Empty Beer Cans From A 7-11 Store And Then Told Police That His Crack Cocaine Habit Drove Him To Do It. So They Had You On Stealing Empty Cans And You Gave Them A Major Charge? That's Like Saying 'Sorry About The Littering, Officer, I'm Just So Distracted Ever Since I Killed My Wife. - SearchQuotes

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A man in Michigan stole nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-11 store and then told police that his crack cocaine habit drove him to do it. So they had you on stealing empty cans and you gave them a major charge? That's like saying 'Sorry about the littering, officer, I'm just so distracted ever since I killed my wife.

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