A Stork Wrapped Around A Tree Branch. Thats The Stupidest Thing Ive Ever Seen Before. You Know Thats How The Plague Started Back In The Day. It Was From A Little Disgusting Birdbath In Someones Backyard That Rats Made Sex To Birds In It And Created A Whole New Type Of AIDS. - SearchQuotes

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A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before. You know thats how the plague started back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someones backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.

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