TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Jonathan Swift
21 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
21 Comments
RELATED QUOTES
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Kathy Lette
28 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Sponsored Links
Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
Lionel Blair
21 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis
15 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
66 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
Claude D Pepper
27 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Sponsored Links
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
Geoffrey Parfitt
22 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.
Bob Hope
39 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
Patrick Moore
25 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
33 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
John Mendoza
8 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Sponsored Links
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson
119 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
Carrie Fisher
6 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 27
Beauty
Being Lonely
Being There
Boys Suck
Character
Childhood
Contemplation
Courtesy
Cute Mothers Day
Deed
Funny
Funny Facebook Status
Life Lesson
Problems
Relationship
Self-confidence
Smile
Social Service
Success
True
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™