Fake News Executives Are Nicer Than Real News Executives, Though Real News Executives Are Funnier Than Fake News Executives. They Dont Know Theyre Being Funny. - SearchQuotes

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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

Stephen Colbert

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News is important information that may influence your investments. Noise is talk or buzz or some headline that prevents you from seeing a story clearly. News is useful. Noise is a distraction. Calling what's noise and news after the fact is easy.

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One of the reasons why when Elvis dies or the Son of Sam is captured ABC News' ratings go up is because people who don't normally watch news are watching then. The question is, do you want to attract people who don't watch network news or fight over the people who do?

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The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

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