I'm All For Women Who Get Plastic Surgery. Because Plastic Surgery Allows You To Make Your Outer Appearance Resemble Your Inner Appearance -- Fake - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance -- fake

Daniel Tosh

84 Likes

84 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

80 Likes

Sponsored Links

If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?

31 Likes

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

46 Likes

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson.

20 Likes

In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

43 Likes

Sponsored Links

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.

91 Likes

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

66 Likes

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

42 Likes

Celebrity quotes

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'

18 Likes

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

123 Likes

Sponsored Links

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

44 Likes

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

38 Likes

TRENDING

TRENDING TOPICS

May 08

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™