I Broke Into The Palace With A Sponge And A Rusty Spanner. She Said, I Know You And You Cannot Sing, I Said That's Nothing, You Should Hear Me Play Pian-er. - SearchQuotes

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I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner. She said, I know you and you cannot sing, I said that's nothing, you should hear me play pian-er.

The Smiths

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