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I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
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