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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Happy Married Life quotes
The friendship between a man and a woman which does not lead to marriage or desire for marriage may be a life long experience of the greatest value to themselves and to all their circle of acquaintance and of activity; but for this type of friendship both a rare man and a rare woman are needed. Perhaps it should be added that either the man or the woman thus deeply bound in lifelong friendship who seeks marriage must find a still rarer man or woman to wed, to make such a three cornered comradeship a permanent success
Anna Garlin Spencer
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
I like marriage. The idea.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Sense Of Humor
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