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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.

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