So My Friend's Little Brother Pretended He Was Superman, And I Whispered To My Friend That It Was Too Imaginative. His Brother Heard Us And I Just Told Him It Meant 'creative'. Fortunately, He Was Naive.

So my friend's little brother pretended he was Superman, and I whispered to my friend that it was too imaginative. His brother heard us and I just told him it meant 'creative'. Fortunately, he was naive.

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