Steve: I Can't Believe You Muscled Out Your Own Son. You Stink, Dad. Stan: Oh, Come On, What's More Important, Your Hopes And Dreams, Or Me Making More Than Your Mother?! - SearchQuotes

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Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!

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