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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O J Simpson
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Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Edith Wharton
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Jose Marti
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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I go to bed with men, not boys.
Linda Fiorentino
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When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
James Agate
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Muhammad Ali
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
Gerald McKnight
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.
Ann Landers
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