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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
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Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
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Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
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Moby di.. - that book is so amazing. I just realized that it starts with two characters meeting in bed; that's how my book begins, too, but I hadn't noticed the parallel before, two characters forced to share a bed, reluctantly.
Michael Chabon
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Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fu..ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Bill Hicks
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