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I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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To love is to live. To fall is to be in pain. To be alone is to be hurt. To be in darkness is to be in light first...
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
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When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him...that's where the money is.
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I rise to taste the dawn, and find that love alone will shine today.
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You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat would probably be killed, though it can fall safely from the eleventh story of a building, a man is broken, a horse splashes.
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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