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Funny Good Morning Quotes & Sayings
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I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
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A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
William Faulkner
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
Carole King
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
Ben Jonson
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People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
Julia Robert
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
Jim Davis
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