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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
Unknown
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Unknown
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Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down.
Fred Hufnagel Sr
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oscar Wilde
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Oscar Wilde
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Jean Cocteau
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
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I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
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Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
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You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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