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If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.
Unknown
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
Afroman
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Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.
Melissa Etheridge
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Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain away.
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Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bi..., but she like me. Tryna get that final cut like Spike Lee.
Wiz Khalifa
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Nothing says 'I love you' like a bag of weed.
Unknown
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Start the day right with a wake and bake.
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I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.
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If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?
Unknown
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When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.
Obama
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it next semester... and I know why.
Afroman
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pus.. too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.
Afroman
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Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed.
Unknown
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This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.
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Im too high to deal with your stupid High School Drama.
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Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data.
Greg Scott
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I'm only a morning person if we're having Marijuana for breakfast.
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.
Louis Armstrong
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High thoughts, are happy thoughts.
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People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend.
Jim Morrison
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