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Betty White Quotes & Sayings
22 entries tagged including 12 subtopics.
Last updated May 2020
Betty White Topics
Sense Of Humor
Funny Facebook Status
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
The thing I like to do best is my work for animals. Ive worked with LA Zoo and a number of other animal causes for years now, and I never want to give that up. Whatever I do will have to fit around that.
Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.
You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.
If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.
Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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My problem is that I might go to an event or something and people I have known for years will come up to say hi and I dont recognize them. I know the voice but heres this new face and I have no idea who it is. Im just lucky gravity has taken over so I dont need it.
I think older women still have a full life. Maybe the writers dont address it these days, but it doesnt change the fact.
Does desire melt away with age? Im waiting for that day to come. Sexual desire is like aging, A lot of it is up here.
I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.
Ive always liked older men. Theyre just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there arent that many left! Ive enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
I dont care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time...and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones...I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.
I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so Im up and down those stairs all the time. Thats my exercise.
It is very silly. Youve had such an overdose of me lately. Im thinking of going away for a while.
I get a lot of mail, but I can stack those in stacks and throw this stack out without answering, and then I get to this stack. But if I punched the button and stored something in a computer, I wouldnt sleep at night wondering what was stored in there. Im a technological spaz.
As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in one scene the guys goes down the hall and puts the dog down the rubbish chute. Of course it lands on some cushions and it's fine, but I didn't want to set that example, because you never know what nuts or kids will see it and think I can do that. The director said, 'The dog's fine, the dog's fine!'. But I said, 'I just can't do that'. Of course the film was a tremendous hit, but I didn't regret turning it down.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
Age is just a number and people need to get over it.
I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
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