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Bill Hicks Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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Supreme Court says po..ography is anything without artistic merit that causes s..ual thoughts; that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes s..ual thoughts. Hmm. . . . Sounds like . . . every commercial on television, doesn't it?
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Bill Hicks
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons. How do you know that? Uh, well...we looked at the receipts.
Bill Hicks
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Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fu..ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Bill Hicks
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...
Bill Hicks
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One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that po..o wing I've been adding on to for years.
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I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'
Bill Hicks
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I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?
Bill Hicks
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People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both s..es I don't listen to.
Bill Hicks
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Nazis are for the New Age concern.
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We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be a real issue, it might not, doesn't matter to me. What matters is that if you believe in the sanctity of life then you believe it for life of all ages. That's what I hate about this child-worship syndrome going on. Save the children! They're killing children! How many children were at Waco? They're killing children! What does that mean? They reach a certain age and they're off your fu..ing love-list? fu.. your children, if that's the way you think then fu.. you too. You either love all people of all ages or you shut the fu.. up.
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