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Jersey Shore Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jul 2020
Jersey Shore Topics
Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena
Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able to fit through the allies. Hes gonna have to turn himself sideways. -Pauly D
Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that situation. -Ronnie
They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D
Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki
If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont know what goes on in there. -Snooki
Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama. -Ronnie
JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW
Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation. -The Situation
I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and its like a boot. -Snooki
No granata per favore. -Vinny
In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you know, just like figure them out, and then do sex later. -Deena
Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy. -Snooki
When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly D
Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D
Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on the couch and the floor the same place I smash it.
Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.
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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
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