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Lily Tomlin Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for mastur.......
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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