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Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society. Who shall say that this is not the golden age of mutual trust, of unlimited reliance upon human promises? That is a peculiar condition of society which enables a whole nation to instantly recognize point and meaning in the familiar newspaper anecdote, which puts into the mouth of a distinguished speculator in lands and mines this remark: -- ''I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two millions of dollars.''
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.
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Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
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When in doubt tell the truth.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
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Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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