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Stephen Leacock Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Nov 2022
Stephen Leacock Topics
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
It may be those who do most, dream most.
It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.
Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.
A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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