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40th Birthday Clean Funny Status Quotes & Sayings
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
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Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update.
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Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.
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My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."
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Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Edward Young
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever.
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Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.
Adele
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At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
John M Eades
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All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
Ian Dury
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The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday.
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
Aldous Huxley
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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
John Candy
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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