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Baptism Joke A School Principal Quotes & Sayings
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I really had a rough time in middle school. Middle school to me was the way most people explain high school. Then in high school I had a blast. I basically did everything that you would do in high school or in college, so it really wasn't a difficult thing to pull out.
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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With soap, baptism is a good thing.
Robert Ingersoll
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When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part.
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School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, youre going to miss it when it ends.
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Deep, unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state.
Ira Gershwin
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.
Evelyn Waugh
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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
H L Mencken
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Elementary school: 30 friends. Middle school: 20 friends. High school: 10 friends. College: 3 Real friends.
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The two best days of school, the first and the last.
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Start of school year: 4 new packs of pencils, 7 awesome folders, 10 pens, 3 packs of paper and 1 ruler...End of the school year: 1 pencil.
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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
Henry Louis Mencken
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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Elementary school: 'He told me to!' Middle school: 'It was a dare!' High School: 'I was drunk'
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When I went to high school, an all-boys' school, a Catholic school, I tried out for football, and I didn't make it. It was the first time, athletically, that I was knocked down.
Mike Krzyzewski
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school.
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