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Condoms Are Just Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Condoms Are Just" sorted by relevance. 43 matching entries found.
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I swear I love you so much, I dont want you suckin it, questions bout condoms, I just get to duckin it, cheatin aint fun though, I just get the rush of it.
Dom Kennedy
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these ho.. was tryna fu.. me.
Mac Miller
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
Kanye West
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary Clinton
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
Usher Raymond
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
Martin F Nolan
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms
Brenda Maddox
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People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to save the earth people!
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms.
Brenda Maddox
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