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Daylight Saving Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Ben Hogan
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Just hiding from daylight, watching TV.
Counting Crows
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In the daylight, we wait for the night!
Benny Benassi
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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I think I'm still jet lagged from daylight savings ...
Audrey Kitching
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I'll end up spending all my daylight savings in one day.
Unknown
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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Ben Hogan
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I'm a big believer of daylight in the studio.
Geddy Lee
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Daylight savings...just another excuse to miss Sunday School.
Unknown
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I hope daylight savings hasn't thrown off your schedule of doing nothing.
Unknown
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Love prefers twilight to daylight.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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I love Daylight Savings. More sun out throughout the day gives me more energy.
Unknown
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We must not fear daylight just because it almost always illuminates a miserable world.
Rene Magritte
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I'm tired of darkness and it's not even the end of daylight savings time...
Unknown
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Daylight reveals color; artificial light drains it.
Helena Rubinstein
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Promise me you'll leave the light on. To help me see daylight, my guide, gone. 'Cause I believe there's a way. You can love me because I say.
Sara Bareilles
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Instead of daylight savings time, we just need to shorten the workday so I don't have to get up while its dark.
Unknown
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I'm sorry daylight savings means there is one less hour to celebrate your birthday today.
Unknown
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and in the daylight we can hitchhike to maine, I hope that someday ill see without these frames.
Matt And Kim
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Daylight savings time...so poor people can experience jet lag.
Unknown
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