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Diapers And Condoms Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Diapers And Condoms" sorted by relevance. 64 matching entries found.
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
Unknown
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I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
Stanley Tucci
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I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper
Dodgeball
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With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.
Esther Williams
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No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson
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I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.
Jackie Jackson
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The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
Geraldo Rivera
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Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.
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No one likes change but babies in diapers.
Barbara Johnson
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If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
Barbara Steele
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Struggles since becoming a mother: I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often!
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No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
Lauren Hutton
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
Tyga
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They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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Old friendship get estranged, couple words might get exchanged. Knew ani...s since diapers, oh well guess shit don't changed.
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I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.
Kent McCord
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
Big Sean
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