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Diapers And Condoms Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Diapers And Condoms" sorted by relevance. 64 matching entries found.
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Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these ho.. was tryna fu.. me.
Mac Miller
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
Kanye West
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary Clinton
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
Usher Raymond
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My alter ego is who I am 100%, which is a mother who is changing diapers and colouring all night long. So I'm sure that I'm very, very soft - but I admire strong women, emotionally and physically. Not just physically but I think fighting for something. I have a sense of justice and injustice, and it's always been more than just wanting to be tough.
Angelina Jolie
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I'm doing it by myself. I live by myself, I'm working to provide for my son. It is difficult. Financially, it's very difficult. I'd say the majority of any paycheck I ever receive is going to Tripp. Child care is very expensive, formula is expensive, diapers are expensive...and you don't think about that as a kid, at all.
Bristol Palin
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
Martin F Nolan
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Mothers Day!
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Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms
Brenda Maddox
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People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to save the earth people!
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms.
Brenda Maddox
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