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Ok here, like a hare, like a rabbit, I like karatsl Im allergic to having bunny ears, like broke, like nope, like ha, I aint no joke.
Jay-Z
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Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
Merrill Markoe
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To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.
Sacha Baron Cohen
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For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career.
Perry Como
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Audiences are always better pleased with a smart retort, some joke or epigram, than with any amount of reasoning.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Jack Handey
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And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote cuz if you can take a fu..ing d..k, you can take a joke.
Immortal Technique
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
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Just live. Life is to short to have regrets about anything. Take chances. Love who you wanna love.Be who you wanna be.
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They wanted to hear about the s.., of course. But not the rest; no one wanted to hear the rest.
Christine Keeler
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Come back come hear say Pan head skull bore. Come back an hear say Dirts man skull bore.
Capleton
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Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
Rachel Perry
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.
Bill Murray
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As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke.
Margaret Oliphant
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My favorite comedy is self-effacing, where the person doing the joke is the butt of it. That's always been the stuff I've gravitated toward. And also, I'm not that smooth, so that's only my opinion.
Andy Samberg
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
Kanye West
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
Sammy Hagar
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
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I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
Alfred North Whitehead
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Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.
Helen Suzman
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