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Dog Weh Have Too Much Master Never Fater Fat Quotes & Sayings
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DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the affection of Woman, the place to which there is no human male aspirant. The Dog is a survival --an anachronism. He toils not, neither does he spin, yet Solomon in all his glory never lay upon a door-mat all day long, sun-soaked and fly-fed and fat, while his master worked for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
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The one best place to bury a good dog is in the heart of his master.
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From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
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Und der Wald er steht so schwarz und leer. Weh mir, oh weh. Und die Voegel singen nicht mehr.
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
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People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
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Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.
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Fi go burn di sinting sinting weh strong. Mi have fi send fi rizzla Fi go burn di sinting sinting weh strong.
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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