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Earth And Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Happy Earth Day - The one day people care about the earth. The other 364 days they're too busy killing it.
Unknown
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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It is only of life on Earth, however, that one can speak with any certainty. It seems to me that all life on Earth, the sum total of life upon the Earth, has purpose.
Clifford D Simak
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Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
Richard Bach
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I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
Unknown
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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War was return of earth to ugly earth, War was foundering of sublimities, Extinction of each happy art and faith By which the world had still kept head in air, Protesting logic or protesting love, Until the unendurable moment struck - The inward scre
Robert Graves
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To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold - brothers who know now they are truly brothers.
Archibald MacLeish
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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
Tina Yothers
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Happy Earth Day everyone! Remember that Earth needs to be saved every single day.
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The breeze has awakened the earth, The sun gave brightness to the earth, Birds gave melodious music to the earth, Then its the time to wish my sweet friend Good Morning.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
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The earth does not belong to man; man belongs to the earth. This we know. All things are connected, like the blood which unites one family. All things are connected.
John Hollow Horn
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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I miss you like an astronaut misses the Earth.
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