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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Oliver Herford
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His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg.
John Lahr
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Under pressure you either take it and become a 'diamond' or crack like an egg. With God ALL things are possible. You're coming out flawless!
Unknown
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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
George Bernard Shaw
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The goose lays the golden egg. Payrolls make consumers.
George Humphrey
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A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg.
Michael Foot
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
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The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
Zora Neale Hurston
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
Hans Christian Anderson
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Beauty is only skin deep. I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit. Somebody said to me not too long ago, 'Until you're twenty, you have the face you are born with, and after that you have the face you deserve', and I really loved that - the idea that you wear who you are on your face.
Jennifer Lopez
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Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg? The Bible, Job 6:6
Frank A Clark
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Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.
Walter Benjamin
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The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
Pamela Hansford Johnson
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Next time I'm coming in on an egg. It's a real show-stopper! I want to do it! I like it because it's about who you are. I like that about her. She always does something totally outrageous because that's what GaGa is. You go!
Miley Cyrus
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
Bernard Meltzer
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I don't have any blindness when it comes to my money. As an actor, you can get distracted by your work. I do keep an eye on my nest egg, if you will.
Judd Nelson
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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We like to forget that in fact everything in our life is chance, from our genesis out of the encounter of spermatozoon and egg onward.
Sigmund Freud
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
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