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Funny Adult Humor Facebookbook Quotes & Sayings
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I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
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If being an adult means eating cereal for every meal except breakfast then, yes, I'm an adult.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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Forty is the line of demarcation that says you're an adult now. You're an adult, so don't pretend you're a kid anymore.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
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People always tell me, 'Don't work so much', but I can't help it. I feel like all the things I've done are important to get to this adult stage and now I'm getting all these adult offers, so it's working.
Kirsten Dunst
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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When a child hits a child, we call it aggression. When a child hits an adult, we call it hostility. When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault. When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline.
Haim G Ginott
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
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We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
Shawn Wayans
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody.
Will Rogers
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth, a sense of humor.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Being nice to someone you would rather slap isn't being fake...it's just sucking it up and acting like an adult.
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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice between people. An effective leader must also be approachable and open.
Christopher Chan
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